"People are like sausages: it's what's under the skin that's important... so poke them with a fork periodically."
"Lif is too short."
The worst is when your 100 card deck opponent top decks every card he needs while all you draw is land in multiple games.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
Mastergear_Owen's take on Magic 2014 Campaign.
Then we go kick her Ex's bearded-screaming-butt and what does she do to help? Nothing! She throws of the occasional fire ball and spends her time trying not to freeze to death. You should have worn pants Chandra. While we're on the subject what happened to your shoes? You had like Steelies on. Steelies are cool. Now your running around with stupid boots with like 5-inch heels? Thats not appropriate footware for Planeswalking! That's not appropriate footware for normal walking! At least Liliana is doing it for the whole 'evil is sexy' thing and can summon undead to carry her when she breaks her ankle. What are you going to do ride a Phoenix? Its made of fire! You'll fall right through! Man I should have gone Planeswalking with Liliana - yeah she'd crack my head open with a rock 5 minutes in and raise my corpse to serve her but at least we could have gone dancing!