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I suspect he's just going off your description. To be fair, that description makes me hate your school too.
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70% of what I hear walking down the hallway is variations on "Yo dawg' "Homie g" and other gangsta speak.


Gawd I hate my school.  


So do I.



You're a teacher?


Of degenerative and degrading sex.
Why do you ask?
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I suspect he's just going off your description. To be fair, that description makes me hate your school too.



I was being not-quite-serious


Yeah, but happily I'm in this program from Cambridge so most of my classes are in that, and the gangstas aren't usually very high on the ol' IQ scale.  
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
On average our IQ is steadily increasing bro.
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On average our IQ is steadily increasing bro.


"Our"?
As in the OTTers?
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On average our IQ is steadily increasing bro.


"Our"?
As in the OTTers?



Well, I've been posting more lately.....


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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
He said "increasing" not "decreasing".
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On average our IQ is steadily increasing bro.


But isn't 100 average so like from period to period wouldn't the average IQ always be 100?

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...Snuffle Butters. They got me.

 
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i thought 120 was average? 100 being, well, kinda dumb. I mean i dunno, i havnt had to fool around with no IQ test, not since like, well I dont think i ever have, I mean ive had to take placement tests and the like, back in my elementary school days, I guess i did pretty good, We had this thing called reading lab, where youd have to read this laminated cardstock article and then answer questions about it, they were color coded and while most kids got like red or blue, i got aquamarine, so I guess thats good? Theyd all be reading stuff like Encyclopedia Brown, meanwhile I was reading about political philosophies of the 18th century. So im smrt, i just dont apply myself, thats what all my teachers said. 

I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
No, one hundred is average, or rather, it was when the scale was developed. IQ scores have risen, on average, which means that the scale or the tests have to be adjusted.
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i thought 120 was average? 100 being, well, kinda dumb.



Perhaps your estimated standards are too high for human collective intelligence quotient.
Nobody on the internet has an IQ lower than, like, 130.  Everyone's a genius.  Or moron.
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Nobody on the internet has an IQ lower than, like, 130.  Everyone's a genius.  Or moron.

I.Q. scores on the internet are on a different curve. An I.I.Q of 130 = a n I.Q. of 47 It's true. My I.Q. is 987.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
My internet IQ is actually rated at ZZx4a.  It's not an easy rank to get and the test is invite only.  The Nigerians run it, I think.
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Average of IQ is always 100 since it is defined as the average/median score of a specific demographic group. Even if IQ goes up from year to year (comparing average to average) the average for each specific year is always 100 since the scores are compared within the group and junk (cuz well you kinda have to in order to define the scale and get any meaningful values of out it and stuff).

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

So ... a ZZx4a is like, what, a 276 or something? 

I'm gonna start an IQ test website.  All ya gotta do is 'donate' some money and answer like a question or two (to be determined later).  The more ya give ... the lower your score. 
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

That would be funny as hell.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Maybe I should Kickstarter it.  The prize for donation will be a free IQ score ... of zero. 
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[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

He said "increasing" not "decreasing".





Nice one.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
I lol'd.

 
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I dont get it, is that like a Dragonball Z thing or something?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Any rpg dood.
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Front: PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W) Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Vigilance When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him. (2/3) >(5/3)< Back: (Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie Trample, Intimidate B: Regenerate this creature. When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature. (5/3)

IMAGE(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/15.jpg)

Wait is that a real pic? How'd the guy get two huge pipes slicing off and replacing his arms?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)

 The last post in the Mystara thread was ORC_Loche's "Off-topic and going downhill from there. Closing thread. "

 "Off-topic and going downhill from there."

 Dude, I think that's our new advertising slogan.
Somebody needs to print up a sign and hang it on the door... Cool
(I'm going to go copyright that phrase.)


 In other news...

  Does this monkey remind anyone else of the depictions of Jesus from around the Medieval period?

(It's something about the freakishly-human eyes and the shape of the face, the serene and compassionate expression... or, maybe it just looks stoned.)

 Take that, Pig!

 Glad to see the cops had a sense of humor about it - humanity being what it is I'd've half expected him to get arrested, tased or shot, lol.


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I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

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 The last post in the Mystara thread was ORC_Loche's "Off-topic and going downhill from there. Closing thread. "

 "Off-topic and going downhill from there."

 Dude, I think that's our new advertising slogan.
Somebody needs to print up a sign and hang it on the door...
(I'm going to go copyright that phrase.)





Yeah I was thinking much the same thing, we're being chided for going off-topic, in the OFF-TOPIC tavern? Seriously!?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there

 The last post in the Mystara thread was ORC_Loche's "Off-topic and going downhill from there. Closing thread. "

 "Off-topic and going downhill from there."

 Dude, I think that's our new advertising slogan.
Somebody needs to print up a sign and hang it on the door...
(I'm going to go copyright that phrase.)





Yeah I was thinking much the same thing, we're being chided for going off-topic, in the OFF-TOPIC tavern? Seriously!?


That belongs on a t-shirt. If we ever actually have an OTTer convention that should be the convention shirt.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

 The last post in the Mystara thread was ORC_Loche's "Off-topic and going downhill from there. Closing thread. "

 "Off-topic and going downhill from there."

 Dude, I think that's our new advertising slogan.
Somebody needs to print up a sign and hang it on the door...
(I'm going to go copyright that phrase.)





Yeah I was thinking much the same thing, we're being chided for going off-topic, in the OFF-TOPIC tavern? Seriously!?


That belongs on a t-shirt. If we ever actually have an OTTer convention that should be the convention shirt.


Yup.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Isn't that the motto of the otter group...

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Life is full of choices. Sometimes you make the good ones, and sometimes you have to kill all the witnesses.
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But then you have to pay the liability insurance.
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Character and world creation are a form of expression. The point is that some people don't have much to say...
57949688 wrote:
Why doesnt anyone ever sig my qoutes!?
On the subject of who post in the Off-Topic Tavern:
57131438 wrote:
most of them are bored, immature adults.
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well it is now! I think its sig worthy too
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Is He Asking For Trouble
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 That number may include people who married their dogs, horses, vacuum cleaners, fiancee's corpses, houses and themselves, i.e., things that weren't "people"...

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I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...


 That number may include people who married their dogs, horses, vacuum cleaners, fiancee's corpses, houses and themselves, i.e., things that weren't "people"...




The older I get, the more ridiculous and stupid people seem to get.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine

 Actually, as much as I hate to say it, I have a sneaking suspicion that people were always that riduculous and stupid, and we've just gotten wiser and more mature... (Or maybe the existence of the internet has just made us more aware of all the stupid crap going on. Personally, I'm much more comfortable with the second idea.)

 But, rather than risk the chance of a serious philosophical discussion occurring in the OTT (of all places)...

 This chick's kinda hot for someone with no arms...

 (And she's wearing a watch on her ankle, lol.)

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I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

I have an aunt that, in one year, married two different men1.  In those two marriages there were three people.

That's how you get odd numbers of people that married.
________
1I've only met three of her husbands.  I think she's up to nine.  She's a great example of serial polygamy in the US.
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 That number may include people who married their dogs, horses, vacuum cleaners, fiancee's corpses, houses and themselves, i.e., things that weren't "people"...




The older I get, the more ridiculous and stupid people seem to get.



You must be very old.


VERY                  
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Call it an abuse of terminology if you like, but I've never really liked calling someone that's had more spouses then you can count one hand a "monagomist" just because they went through them one at a time.  So I call them a serial polygamist instead.  Multiple spouses, one after another.

Reject the terminology if you like, but that's what I mean. 
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