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It's a start, but I need more entertainment!!!



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I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

"The real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development." -Albert Einstein Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander Half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo House of Trolls, looking for a partner Wondering what happened to the Star Wars forums?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
NFL preseason in nearly over. I need to remember to start this season's pig skin pick thread by about the end of this week.



Yes you do.  Don't be a piggles.  Don't be fail.

So I may buy Guild Wars 2.  My friends beta'd it and they play and I checked it out a bit and it looks pretty ok.  So yeah, I may buy that.  Maybe.



About that guildwars 2 thing it requires around 25 gigs of hdd space. O.o

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A few months ago a guy came to me who wanted to make copper miniatures. I said it wouldn't work. But it did and they look cool, pm for pictures. Live in the United States?
remember when we were allowed to talk about kool stuff?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
About that guildwars 2 thing it requires around 25 gigs of hdd space. O.o
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Me has new puter.  Me has two TB HD.  ;)  Thing is, it apparently doesn't agree with the friggin' driver my vid card uses so I have to download some beta version in order to avoid 'issues'.  Yay.  So I'm doin' that right now.  Woulda been done last nught but my wireless adapter blows and it bricked pretty hard.  See, I can't keep it stable at anything above 18mbps - and even then the actual dowload speed fluctuates.  Believe it or not, that's better than it was before I uninstalled/reinstalled.  Stupid Netgear crap.  I have a Cisco/Linksys on the way - top shelf, too.  We'll see if it's any better.  This damn thing I've got now just doesn't work.  Tried it in the USB3 port and I can get speeds up to 54mbps.  Thing is, it won't stabilize.  Drops down to like 8, back up to 36, down to 11, up to 54, etc.  Make any internet use impossible.  So I had to move it back to a normal USB port and suffer with a somewhat stable 18.  It sucks.  I probably won't be able to play even if I can manage to get the driver downloaded and then the actual GW2 content downloaded, too since it's so unstable.  Hopefully the new adapter will work.  If not, I got some furniture movin' to do.  Yippee.

remember when we were allowed to talk about kool stuff?



Nope.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

plug puter into router?

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

That's where the furniture movin' comes in.  ;)  We had the router put in a different room than the puter is cuz when we moved in we only had laptops and so only really ran wireless.  There's no cable run to the wall the puter is on.  So, I could either have a buddy run a new cat5 drop for me (he works for a cable company) or I can move some furniture so the puter gets moved to where the router is.  Fun.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

I have a sort of interwebs problem at my apartment. The router is in the living room and my computer is in the far corner of my room on the opposite end of the apartment. I had such a weak signal most of the time (-75 to -80 dBm). To try and get a better signal I did junk like turn my tower slightly and change the direction the antenna is pointing out the back of the puter and changing the channel the router works at. All in all I was able to make the signal a bit more stronger and reliable (-65 to -60 dBm). Its a lot better now but still have spats of it crunking out which can be caused by someone else getting on the webz or even me standing up and partially blocking the signal. Me is gonna get one of them there wires and run it to the router to my comp. Gotta tuck it under the rug a bit though cuz i dont want drunk roommates trippin over my intertoobz.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Yeah, I'd rather just get a drop put over by where the puter is but my wife would rather move a bunch of furniture for some reason.  Hopefully this shiny new Cisco/Linksys doohickey will work gooder enough.  'Course I won't be able to find out 'til after the 1st.  Ugh.  Stoopid shipping.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

remember when we were allowed to talk about kool stuff?



define "kool"

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57949688 wrote:
Why doesnt anyone ever sig my qoutes!?
On the subject of who post in the Off-Topic Tavern:
57131438 wrote:
most of them are bored, immature adults.
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Finally got GW2 downloaded.  Bad modem.  Like I've been telling them for a month.  Derp.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

So my job lost an EXCELLENT emplyee, and we got drunk tonight...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
So, that playtest of Moonbase Alpha is on "hold", I guess.
We playtesters e-mailed the designer with our comments and such, which revolved around the same issues we all seemed to have (combat; specificallt the crt AND the same issues that the designer said his next e-mail would address).
2 weeks later and no e-mail.
*sigh*I've done playtesting for big names (Paizo and Iron Crown Enterprises- RPG's) and Victory Point Games (wargames- small, desk-topped published- which I DO NOT prefer...)
...
but it has been as month since the last e-mail from the publisher, claiming that he would address the problems discussed, has contacted us, the playtesters, ...
*double sigh*

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Blast and Damn my big, thick fingers!
hOW AM I msuppose o type when drunk?!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Blast and Damn my big, thick fingers!
hOW AM I msuppose o type when drunk?!


When you are drunk, it is much easier to type if you use your nose to hit the keys.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Blast and Damn my big, thick fingers!
hOW AM I msuppose o type when drunk?!


When you are drunk, it is much easier to type if you use your nose to hit the keys.


wAIIT 'TILL iGET INTO THE OL' LADYS RUM...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Blast and Damn my big, thick fingers!
hOW AM I msuppose o type when drunk?!


When you are drunk, it is much easier to type if you use your nose to hit the keys.


wAIIT 'TILL iGET INTO THE OL' LADYS RUM...


This is going to be a long night, isn't it?


I dunno...
That rum tastes lick suntan lotion....
suntan lotion I've licked off a barely legals girl foot...
but suntan lotion nonetheless...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
DAmmit!
I'm drunk!
I DEMAND that somebody talk to me about things that interset only me..
DEMAND it I say!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine

So i FOUND THE LIGHTER i WAS SEARCHING FOR THE LAST 30 MINUTES... IN MY LAP.
ALSO, CAPS LOCK AND DRINKING, AND BIG FINGERS, COUPLED WIYH POOR TYPING SKILLS AND A N UNCARING ATTITUDE LEADS TO POSTING LIKR MINE.
Don't be me brah'

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine

So i FOUND THE LIGHTER i WAS SEARCHING FOR THE LAST 30 MINUTES... IN MY LAP.
ALSO, CAPS LOCK AND DRINKING, AND BIG FINGERS, COUPLED WIYH POOR TYPING SKILLS AND A N UNCARING ATTITUDE LEADS TO POSTING LIKR MINE.
Don't be me brah'




Whatcha need a lighter for? What you smokin? and can I have some? 
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Its about 11pm. I got school tomorrow morning and I've been drinking a bit and junk. I have a problem though. I have a partially drank bud light in front of me. My solution? Consume while I play diablo. Yeah. Then maybe I can get to bed before 5am. maybe.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Its about 11pm. I got school tomorrow morning and I've been drinking a bit and junk. I have a problem though. I have a partially drank bud light in front of me. My solution? Consume while I play diablo. Yeah. Then maybe I can get to bed before 5am. maybe.


 You should log onto Need For Speed World and race me man! 

Seriously am I (and sfdragon) the only one of us that plays this? Did I mention it was free?
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Its about 11pm. I got school tomorrow morning and I've been drinking a bit and junk. I have a problem though. I have a partially drank bud light in front of me. My solution? Consume while I play diablo. Yeah. Then maybe I can get to bed before 5am. maybe.



The only proper solution is to pour that garbage out and never speak of it again.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

Its about 11pm. I got school tomorrow morning and I've been drinking a bit and junk. I have a problem though. I have a partially drank bud light in front of me. My solution? Consume while I play diablo. Yeah. Then maybe I can get to bed before 5am. maybe.



The only proper solution is to pour that garbage out and never speak of it again.


I ony drank half of it. Poured the rest of it out this morning. I know its bad beer, but my neighbor likes to drink it and so if he's gonna get me free beer I will more than take him up on the offer. I mean, Im not dumb enough to actually buy it. 

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Drinkin' it's still pretty dumb, though.  Your poor, poor tastebuds.  And if anyone saw you with it they probably think you're an alcoholic now, too. 
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

Drinkin' it's still pretty dumb, though.  Your poor, poor tastebuds.  And if anyone saw you with it they probably think you're an alcoholic now, too. 

You know, I used to respect DF because he was someone that I saw as a very beer knowledgeable. The guy brews his own stuff. And then... I read this horrible post about him drinking Bud Light.
And worst of all, he uses the excuse that it was free.
We don't let RH get away with that pitiful excuse, and he is ignorant of good beer and liquor, what makes DF think he can get away with it?

ZB... get the rope...

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Cuz I'm waiting for my beer to finish fermenting. It's a Belgian Ale.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Cuz I'm waiting for my beer to finish fermenting.

Not an excuse.
It's a Belgian Ale.

Socialist beer? Traitor!!!

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Ik ben geen verrader*

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*If you've never heard of google translate at this point in your life then I am sorry for you.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Ik ben geen verrader*

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*If you've never heard of google translate at this point in your life then I am sorry for you.



I ussually use worldlingo, or what ever it is MS Word uses, although it might help if I knew what language it was, looks german, werent we just talkin about german translations? 

IC ben geen wheels? Uhm yeah what ever, somehow i dont think its german. Oh wait, wait, Belgium beer, crap, what language do they speak in Belgium? Belgiumese? wait, wait, I should know this cause my last name could possibly be Belgiumese, or.... Dutch thats it, right!? 

Ahhhhh ok now I get it. 
I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Pigskin picks?  First game be Wednesday.

www.nfl.com/kickoff
 
Chelsea FC - winner of 2012 FA Cup and Champions League Champions of Europe! Three Lions Resident Footie
Wednesday? That is way earlier than Thursday!!! OK I'll get on it today and junk

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Pigskin?!

 
Resident Piggles Zombie piggy is eatin' your sigs om nom nom (>*o*)>
MTG Card
Front: PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W) Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Vigilance When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him. (2/3) >(5/3)< Back: (Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie Trample, Intimidate B: Regenerate this creature. When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature. (5/3)

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  Stupidity is painful.

         OUCH.

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I am the Magic Man.

(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.)

 

I am the Lawnmower Man.

(I AM GOD HERE!)

 

I am the Skull God.

(Koo Koo Ka Choo)

 

There are reasons they call me Mad...

Boraxe wrote: "Knowledge of the rules and creativity are great attributes for a DM, but knowing when to cut loose and when to hold back, when to follow the rules and when to discard them, in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game is the most important DM skill of all." Keeper of the Sacred Kitty Bowl of the House of Trolls. Resident Kitteh-napper.
Maybe this is off topic but I was thinking of picking up the Pathfinder core book and taking a look at it. Everyone says it's a boring game, but why?
"The real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development." -Albert Einstein Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander Half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo House of Trolls, looking for a partner Wondering what happened to the Star Wars forums?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
"Everyone" says that? Are you sure about that? I'm absolutely certain at least one person has never said that.
Boraxe wrote: "Knowledge of the rules and creativity are great attributes for a DM, but knowing when to cut loose and when to hold back, when to follow the rules and when to discard them, in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game is the most important DM skill of all." Keeper of the Sacred Kitty Bowl of the House of Trolls. Resident Kitteh-napper.

  Stupidity is painful.

         OUCH.



He seemed to be doing fine until he started jerking the throttle back and forth. LOL

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

So you're saying jerking is bad?
Boraxe wrote: "Knowledge of the rules and creativity are great attributes for a DM, but knowing when to cut loose and when to hold back, when to follow the rules and when to discard them, in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game is the most important DM skill of all." Keeper of the Sacred Kitty Bowl of the House of Trolls. Resident Kitteh-napper.
So you're saying jerking is bad?



Time to reevaluate my life.....
 
"The real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development." -Albert Einstein Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander Half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo House of Trolls, looking for a partner Wondering what happened to the Star Wars forums?
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Star Wars Minis has a home here http://www.bloomilk.com/ and Star Wars Saga Edition RPG has a home here http://thesagacontinues.createaforum.com/index.php
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
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