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What to do:  Post a situation, obviously not  combat, no die rolling or anything, and mention who your character is and the next person down responds to it, saying what they would do.
I'll start out.


The town you are in is being invaded by a neighboring city.  A group of invading soliders are holed up in an inn, and the captain of the guard, who is  helping you coordinate a defense, tells you that you need to find a way to elimanate this group of enemies. There are far too many to fight.
Party

Wizard
Ranger (bow)
Warlord
Paladin


What do you do?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Wizard, throw a fireball at the inn to light it aflame.
Yeah, that was an easy one aha.


Ok, you are sneaking into the BBEG's lair, suddenly a guard patrol notices you and reinforcements are on their way.
Party


Druid
Cleric
Warlock


  
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Leave the cleric and have a much better stealth check. 

guides
List of no-action attacks.
Dynamic vs Static Bonuses
Phalanx tactics and builds
Crivens! A Pictsies Guide Good
Power
s to intentionally miss with
Mr. Cellophane: How to be unnoticed
Way's to fire around corners
Crits: what their really worth
Retroactive bonus vs Static bonus.
Runepriest handbook & discussion thread
Holy Symbols to hang around your neck
Ways to Gain or Downgrade Actions
List of bonuses to saving throws
The Ghost with the Most (revenant handbook)
my builds
F-111 Interdictor Long (200+ squares) distance ally teleporter. With some warlord stuff. Broken in a plot way, not a power way.

Thought Switch Higher level build that grants upto 14 attacks on turn 1. If your allies play along, it's broken.

Elven Critters Crit op with crit generation. 5 of these will end anything. Broken.

King Fisher Optimized net user.  Moderate.

Boominator Fun catch-22 booming blade build with either strong or completely broken damage depending on your reading.

Very Distracting Warlock Lot's of dazing and major penalties to hit. Overpowered.

Pocket Protector Pixie Stealth Knight. Maximizing the defender's aura by being in an ally's/enemy's square.

Yakuza NinjIntimiAdin: Perma-stealth Striker that offers a little protection for ally's, and can intimidate bloodied enemies. Very Strong.

Chargeburgler with cheese Ranged attacks at the end of a charge along with perma-stealth. Solid, could be overpowered if tweaked.

Void Defender Defends giving a penalty to hit anyone but him, then removing himself from play. Can get somewhat broken in epic.

Scry and Die Attacking from around corners, while staying hidden. Moderate to broken, depending on the situation.

Skimisher Fly in, attack, and fly away. Also prevents enemies from coming close. Moderate to Broken depending on the enemy, but shouldn't make the game un-fun, as the rest of your team is at risk, and you have enough weaknesses.

Indestructible Simply won't die, even if you sleep though combat.  One of THE most abusive character in 4e.

Sir Robin (Bravely Charge Away) He automatically slows and pushes an enemy (5 squares), while charging away. Hard to rate it's power level, since it's terrain dependent.

Death's Gatekeeper A fun twist on a healic, making your party "unkillable". Overpowered to Broken, but shouldn't actually make the game un-fun, just TPK proof.

Death's Gatekeeper mk2, (Stealth Edition) Make your party "unkillable", and you hidden, while doing solid damage. Stronger then the above, but also easier for a DM to shut down. Broken, until your DM get's enough of it.

Domination and Death Dominate everything then kill them quickly. Only works @ 30, but is broken multiple ways.

Battlemind Mc Prone-Daze Protecting your allies by keeping enemies away. Quite powerful.

The Retaliator Getting hit deals more damage to the enemy then you receive yourself, and you can take plenty of hits. Heavy item dependency, Broken.

Dead Kobold Transit Teleports 98 squares a turn, and can bring someone along for the ride. Not fully built, so i can't judge the power.

Psilent Guardian Protect your allies, while being invisible. Overpowered, possibly broken.

Rune of Vengance Do lot's of damage while boosting your teams. Strong to slightly overpowered.

Charedent BarrageA charging ardent. Fine in a normal team, overpowered if there are 2 together, and easily broken in teams of 5.

Super Knight A tough, sticky, high damage knight. Strong.

Super Duper Knight Basically the same as super knight with items, making it far more broken.

Mora, the unkillable avenger Solid damage, while being neigh indestuctable. Overpowered, but not broken.

Swordburst Maximus At-Will Close Burst 3 that slide and prones. Protects allies with off actions. Strong, possibly over powered with the right party.

Bluff them into fighting for you...or bribe them...
Bluff the BBEG into thinking that you have reinforcements on the way and he better surrender...

Like the cleric bit  :D
Nice Tharc
I'll do another one then anyone interested can contribute.
  
You are taken prisoner and stripped of weapons. Tied up in the woods, you hear howls as wolves begin to circle you, what do you do?


Paladin
Barbarian
Rogue
Warlord


There are too many wolves to fight as you are unarmed.               
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
You are taken prisoner and stripped of weapons. Tied up in the woods, you hear howls as wolves begin to circle you, what do you do? There are too many wolves to fight as you are unarmed.

If the captors are nearby, Intimidate(Barbarian)/Bluff(Rogue)/Diplomacy(Paladin) the captors to free us and let us help defend the group from the wolves because clearly we are outmatched. Then have the Barbarian and the Warlord knock the wolves unconsious and use them as large furry clubs against our former captors.

Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
You are taken prisoner and stripped of weapons. Tied up in the woods, you hear howls as wolves begin to circle you, what do you do? There are too many wolves to fight as you are unarmed.

If the captors are nearby, Intimidate(Barbarian)/Bluff(Rogue)/Diplomacy(Paladin) the captors to free us and let us help defend the group from the wolves because clearly we are outmatched. Then have the Barbarian and the Warlord knock the wolves unconsious and use them as large furry clubs against our former captors.




Points for creativity :D

Anyone else wanna create a situtation? 
"The real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development." -Albert Einstein Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander Half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo House of Trolls, looking for a partner Wondering what happened to the Star Wars forums?
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
You're in a lair of some ancient monster. You don't know what sort of monster. however, the cave is littered with gold. There are traps all around, you just don't know where, or even how to deactivate them


Party:


Wizard
Fighter
Rogue
Ranger
I fight for freedom. I fight for justice. I fight for honor. I fight for VENGEANCE.Beware, all you monsters, all you villains, for you have unleashed the wrath of Edward Darkforest. May your god have pity on your soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDDGJr6LOiw&feature=share Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
"You're in a lair of some ancient monster. You don't know what sort of monster. however, the cave is littered with gold. There are traps all around, you just don't know where, or even how to deactivate them."


  • Rogue: Tell the wizard to use his prestidigitation and/or telekinesis to lift as much gold as he can off the floor and into my backpack, since I succeed on a bluff check and am the most responsible with coinage. Then bail and spend the night at the local tavern while the Fighter dies quickly.


Just as your low level party realizes the room you just entered is a dead end, the stone doors behind you crash shut and water begins flooding in from the ceiling. You have about a minute before the room is fully flooded, and you see no way out but the now sealed doorway. What do you do?

Wizard
Paladin
Ranger
Fighter
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
"You're in a lair of some ancient monster. You don't know what sort of monster. however, the cave is littered with gold. There are traps all around, you just don't know where, or even how to deactivate them."


  • Rogue: Tell the wizard to use his prestidigitation and/or telekinesis to lift as much gold as he can off the floor and into my backpack, since I succeed on a bluff check and am the most responsible with coinage. Then bail and spend the night at the local tavern while the Fighter dies quickly.


Just as your low level party realizes the room you just entered is a dead end, the stone doors behind you crash shut and water begins flooding in from the ceiling. You have about a minute before the room is fully flooded, and you see no way out but the now sealed doorway. What do you do?

Wizard
Paladin
Ranger
Fighter




Wizard use a frost ability on the door, making it brittle and have the fighter and paladin break it down.


You venture into a small cave to retrieve a scroll, but the caves entrance collapses and you are trapped.
Party


Warlock
Cleric
Seeker
Invoker        

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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
You venture into a small cave to retrieve a scroll, but the cave's entrance collapses and you are trapped.
Warlock
Cleric
Seeker
Invoker        




  • I leave the table to familiarize myself with the 4e rules for Invoker and Seeker, while my friend the cleric uses Summon Monster to force any and all small or medium creatures to be summoned inside the rockfall, the displacement from which will cause the cave rubble to fall away cleanly. Warlock Eldritch Blasts some rocks just for kicks, and we all succeed on our climb checks after the scroll grants us temporary bonuses to strength. Thank Boccob for that too, because the next thing we do is find the nearest warrior NPC and hire him to provide some melee backbone in a party that's only going to withstand about a round and a half of gobln spears.



The party tracks a mysterious wizard to a bed and breakfast situated above a butcher shop. The wizard, who is supposed to be the party's contact into the local Merchant's Guild, has offered you cookies and ice cream. Not meaning to be rude, you chow down and listen patiently as he describes his troubles with the stock market. Everything seems to be going A-OK, but then the paralysis from the food kicks in and with a puff of smoke the wizard grabs each of your arms, smiles wryly, and leaves the four of you polymorphed into sheep. Then he hops out the window with a chuckle, and you're left with the footsteps of Mungo the orcish butcher closing in to investigate the commotion. What do you do?

Ranger (sheep)
Paladin (sheep)
Wizard (sheep)
Sheep (bard) 
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.

The party tracks a mysterious wizard to a bed and breakfast situated above a butcher shop. The wizard, who is supposed to be the party's contact into the local Merchant's Guild, has offered you cookies and ice cream. Not meaning to be rude, you chow down and listen patiently as he describes his troubles with the stock market. Everything seems to be going A-OK, but then the paralysis from the food kicks in and with a puff of smoke the wizard grabs each of your arms, smiles wryly, and leaves the four of you polymorphed into sheep. Then he hops out the window with a chuckle, and you're left with the footsteps of Mungo the orcish butcher closing in to investigate the commotion. What do you do?

Ranger (sheep)
Paladin (sheep)
Wizard (sheep)
Sheep (bard) 



Have the sheep all run down stairs and out the butcher shop and have the bard(He's the only one that didn't get turned into a sheep?) take them to the temple of his god and pray for them to be transformed back to their normal state.



Dragons live to the north and avoid human affairs demons laying siege to what few cities exist and piracy is rampant on the coastline.


Party
Rogue(Halfling)
Ranger(Halfelf)
Fighter(Human)  
    
  

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Suspend all naval activities and recall all ships, put those men to use helping to defend one of the cities. Travel to the home of  some of the metallic dragons and request assuistance in the name of bahamut.



As you travel through the forest on your way to kill the king of the blackroot treants, you abruptly realize that the forest is filled with his people...


Warlock
Fighter
Warlord

Druid            
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Easy:
1. Set the forest on fire.
2. March right through the bout of dead bodies.
3. Worry about the reprocussions of our actions later.


They don't call us the Order of Collateral Damage for nothing!
Easy:
1. Set the forest on fire.
2. March right through the bout of dead bodies.
3. Worry about the reprocussions of our actions later.


They don't call us the Order of Collateral Damage for nothing!



And here I was suggesting the druid shape shift into a tree and mate with all the other trees and wait until all the older trees died off. Then round up your kids and take on the BBEG.

Your friendly neighborhood Rogue wanders deeper into a cavern around a few turns. Suddenly you hear screaming coming from his direction and the unmistakable sound of an angry troll as your suddenly beset by 2-3 times your number in Kobolds coming from a different direction.

Rogue (separated from the party)
Fighter
Mage
Bard
Easy:
1. Set the forest on fire.
2. March right through the bout of dead bodies.
3. Worry about the reprocussions of our actions later.


They don't call us the Order of Collateral Damage for nothing!



And here I was suggesting the druid shape shift into a tree and mate with all the other trees and wait until all the older trees died off. Then round up your kids and take on the BBEG.

Your friendly neighborhood Rogue wanders deeper into a cavern around a few turns. Suddenly you hear screaming coming from his direction and the unmistakable sound of an angry troll as your suddenly beset by 2-3 times your number in Kobolds coming from a different direction.

Rogue (separated from the party)
Fighter
Mage
Bard




Have the mage use slow legion and give the fighter and bard time to go kick some troll ass.



You are taken prisoner and taken to the King of the trolls. He  pulls out a huge knife and begins to walk toward you to kill you, while the guards hold you still.


Dwarf Cleric

Elf Ranger


Tiefling Fighter

Halfling Warlock                 

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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
The Tiefling sets the Dwarf on fire and makes a bluff check to tell the troll king that the Dwarven Gods will rain a devastating wrath upon the trolls and their people if they harm anyone in the party.
Interesting.......
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Think Luke Skywalker and C3P0 dealing with the ewoks.
Your enemies light a fire around you, trapping you.

Avenger
Warlord
warlock
Invoker    
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Your enemies light a fire around you, trapping you.

Avenger
Warlord
warlock
Invoker    





Okay, I have a couple solutions:

1. Tesner's Floating Disk the Avenger over the flames (since he can keep everyone at bay and use the  fire as an environmental hazard with his movement capabilities), then send it back for each party member, 1 at a time.

2. If the fire's burning too fast for the 10 minute cast time of TSD, then a simpler solution comes into play: pee it out.
 
3. If that doesn't work and we're pressed for options, have the biggest team member run out and try to find something big enough to make a bridge for the team. Possibly, use an enemy's body 
Your enemies light a fire around you, trapping you.
Avenger
Warlord
warlock
Invoker    


Walk through the fire.  It's a joke for damage anyways.  Warlord can aoe heal everyone when you teach them some manners.


A mid teens group comes across a blue dragon that has an area burst 1 attack with a range 20(Attacks the square above his target).  He stays 21 squares above the party and bombards them individually.  The area around is a large savana.

Warlord
Paladin
Bard
Warlock
Your enemies light a fire around you, trapping you.
Avenger
Warlord
warlock
Invoker    


Walk through the fire.  It's a joke for damage anyways.  Warlord can aoe heal everyone when you teach them some manners.


A mid teens group comes across a blue dragon that has an area burst 1 attack with a range 20(Attacks the square above his target).  He stays 21 squares above the party and bombards them individually.  The area around is a large savana.

Warlord
Paladin
Bard
Warlock



The warllock gets on top of the paladins shoulders and uses his attacks while the bard gets on the wizasrds shoulds and dioes the same.

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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
You and your party are trying to sneak through a camp of Orcs. most are sleeping, but they do have a few guards patrolling the camp. It's dark.


Party:


fighter
rogue
cleric
ranger

I fight for freedom. I fight for justice. I fight for honor. I fight for VENGEANCE.Beware, all you monsters, all you villains, for you have unleashed the wrath of Edward Darkforest. May your god have pity on your soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDDGJr6LOiw&feature=share Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You and your party are trying to sneak through a camp of Orcs. most are sleeping, but they do have a few guards patrolling the camp. It's dark.


Party:


fighter
rogue
cleric
ranger


Let the rogue/ranger go first and cut everyone's throat.  Kill what's left.


You need to cross a 100' deep 50'wide chasm.

Party:
Fighter
Paladin
Druid
Assassin 

guides
List of no-action attacks.
Dynamic vs Static Bonuses
Phalanx tactics and builds
Crivens! A Pictsies Guide Good
Power
s to intentionally miss with
Mr. Cellophane: How to be unnoticed
Way's to fire around corners
Crits: what their really worth
Retroactive bonus vs Static bonus.
Runepriest handbook & discussion thread
Holy Symbols to hang around your neck
Ways to Gain or Downgrade Actions
List of bonuses to saving throws
The Ghost with the Most (revenant handbook)
my builds
F-111 Interdictor Long (200+ squares) distance ally teleporter. With some warlord stuff. Broken in a plot way, not a power way.

Thought Switch Higher level build that grants upto 14 attacks on turn 1. If your allies play along, it's broken.

Elven Critters Crit op with crit generation. 5 of these will end anything. Broken.

King Fisher Optimized net user.  Moderate.

Boominator Fun catch-22 booming blade build with either strong or completely broken damage depending on your reading.

Very Distracting Warlock Lot's of dazing and major penalties to hit. Overpowered.

Pocket Protector Pixie Stealth Knight. Maximizing the defender's aura by being in an ally's/enemy's square.

Yakuza NinjIntimiAdin: Perma-stealth Striker that offers a little protection for ally's, and can intimidate bloodied enemies. Very Strong.

Chargeburgler with cheese Ranged attacks at the end of a charge along with perma-stealth. Solid, could be overpowered if tweaked.

Void Defender Defends giving a penalty to hit anyone but him, then removing himself from play. Can get somewhat broken in epic.

Scry and Die Attacking from around corners, while staying hidden. Moderate to broken, depending on the situation.

Skimisher Fly in, attack, and fly away. Also prevents enemies from coming close. Moderate to Broken depending on the enemy, but shouldn't make the game un-fun, as the rest of your team is at risk, and you have enough weaknesses.

Indestructible Simply won't die, even if you sleep though combat.  One of THE most abusive character in 4e.

Sir Robin (Bravely Charge Away) He automatically slows and pushes an enemy (5 squares), while charging away. Hard to rate it's power level, since it's terrain dependent.

Death's Gatekeeper A fun twist on a healic, making your party "unkillable". Overpowered to Broken, but shouldn't actually make the game un-fun, just TPK proof.

Death's Gatekeeper mk2, (Stealth Edition) Make your party "unkillable", and you hidden, while doing solid damage. Stronger then the above, but also easier for a DM to shut down. Broken, until your DM get's enough of it.

Domination and Death Dominate everything then kill them quickly. Only works @ 30, but is broken multiple ways.

Battlemind Mc Prone-Daze Protecting your allies by keeping enemies away. Quite powerful.

The Retaliator Getting hit deals more damage to the enemy then you receive yourself, and you can take plenty of hits. Heavy item dependency, Broken.

Dead Kobold Transit Teleports 98 squares a turn, and can bring someone along for the ride. Not fully built, so i can't judge the power.

Psilent Guardian Protect your allies, while being invisible. Overpowered, possibly broken.

Rune of Vengance Do lot's of damage while boosting your teams. Strong to slightly overpowered.

Charedent BarrageA charging ardent. Fine in a normal team, overpowered if there are 2 together, and easily broken in teams of 5.

Super Knight A tough, sticky, high damage knight. Strong.

Super Duper Knight Basically the same as super knight with items, making it far more broken.

Mora, the unkillable avenger Solid damage, while being neigh indestuctable. Overpowered, but not broken.

Swordburst Maximus At-Will Close Burst 3 that slide and prones. Protects allies with off actions. Strong, possibly over powered with the right party.

You need to cross a 100' deep 50'wide chasm.

1. Have the druid wild shape into a hawk or eagle, fly a rope over. Wild shape back to base race, tie it to the nearest rock or tree, then pray that you roll high on your balance checks.
2. If not pressed for time, spiderclimb down the chasm and then back up the other side.
3. Summon hippogryph.

The party enters the castle of a power-hungry sorcerer just as he fails to harness a concentrated source of magical energy and rips a hole in the fabric of the multiverse, causing pure magic to flow into the material plane. All spells used in the castle have undesired effects, and the tear in the multiverse is rapidly expanding.

Paladin
Wizard
Druid
Barbarian
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
You need to cross a 100' deep 50'wide chasm.

1. Have the druid wild shape into a hawk or eagle, fly a rope over. Wild shape back to base race, tie it to the nearest rock or tree, then pray that you roll high on your balance checks.
2. If not pressed for time, spiderclimb down the chasm and then back up the other side.
3. Summon hippogryph.

The party enters the castle of a power-hungry sorcerer just as he fails to harness a concentrated source of magical energy and rips a hole in the fabric of the multiverse, causing pure magic to flow into the material plane. All spells used in the castle have undesired effects, and the tear in the multiverse is rapidly expanding.

Paladin
Wizard
Druid
Barbarian



Get the hell out, FAST.



If you like the multiverse the way it is,

Make sure the Wizard dosen't use spells, go kill the sorcerer, take his spellbook, and get the wizard to close the rift.






You are on one of a pair of colliding airships, high above the ground.


Fighter
Ranger

Warlord

Wizard            
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Have the fighter throw the wizard at the other ship.  His sacrifice will be remembered always.


A group is sitting at a bar, when a fighter comes over and harasses them about puny muscles.  The bar has a no structual damage rule.

Wizard
Warlock
Sorcerer
Bard
Have the fighter throw the wizard at the other ship.  His sacrifice will be remembered always.


A group is sitting at a bar, when a fighter comes over and harasses them about puny muscles.  The bar has a no structual damage property.

Wizard
Warlock
Sorcerer
Bard



Haha I like your solution but how does it help?




Ignore the policy and make sure the bartender........dosen't make it out.



An invisible creature will assassainate the Duke any minute now, how do you stop it?


Bard
Druid

Barbarian

Wizard                 
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Haha I like your solution but how does it help?


Wizard bombs solve all problems.

An invisible creature will assassainate the Duke any minute now, how do you stop it?
Bard
Druid
Barbarian
Wizard


Have the bard disguise himself as the duke and have him disguise the duke as his servant.  When bard dies, have the druid zone the area in clinging brambles.  Then have the barbarian throw the wizard in the middle and have the wizard fireball himself.

The party enters Hotel California where there is plenty of room for them.  A party member just remembered he left his hat outside.  How does he get his hat?

Fighter
Barbarian
Rogue
Cleric
You are on one of a pair of colliding airships, high above the ground.


If there are no civilians or other potential casualties that we care about, the party jumps, and just before they splatter the wizard better succeed on reverse gravity or else we're toast. Then we cross our fingers that we don't get crushed.
If there are potential casualties, we wish them the best.
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
A group is sitting at a bar, when a fighter comes over and harasses them about puny muscles.  The bar has a no structual damage rule.

Bard kindly asks the (probably drunk) fighter to bugger off, and if he complains, the three magic users do everything in their power to turn him into a flowerpot. Then we set the flowerpot on the doorstep, ask the bartender to lock the doors, and calmly go back to our drinks, knowing that we didn't break a single barstool.

An invisible creature will assassainate the Duke any minute now, how do you stop it?

Bring out that goblin prisoner we've been lugging around for the past three months, command the Duke to pass his title and all his wealth over to the goblin, and hope the invisible creature keeps up to date on local politics.

The party enters Hotel California where there is plenty of room for them.  A party member just remembered he left his hat outside.  How does he get his hat?

Considering the one who lost the hat was probably the Barbarian with the head lice, we make it a priority to ensure that nobody else touches it and spreads the disease that could cripple the material plane. If we lose our room, we promptly tell the management that we have averted the apocolypse and should be comped the VIP suite for our service.

The party just spent an exhausted night in the Moldy Brick Inn after killing three dragons, stopping the necromancer, and seperating the lich from his phylactery, only to wake up the next morning to find the phylactery missing with a silver piece in its place. What do you do?

Bard
Soulknife
Paladin
Cleric
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
You disguised yourself as a douche cleric (who has previously used implosion on your party,brought them back from the dead and told if you dont wanna die again go on this quest to steal items of great importance) to save your friend who sits in a jail and the douche cleric is high ranking enough  no questions are asked when you said release him.they take you back there only to find when u crossed the threshold of the jail it had an anti-magic field and your disguise self spell wears off you are now in jail too. And the rest of the party finds out later on what happened when u dont come back.



Party:
Wizard(you)
Sorceror(friend in jail)
Cleric(not a douche)
Barbarian(hates undead)
A high-ranking cleric kills your party, brings you all back to life, and orders you to steal some items on pain of death. One of the party members is arrested for attempted theft, and to get him out of jail you disguise yourself as the cleric and convince the jailguards to let him go. However, when they take you back to the cell an anti-magic field dissipates disguise self and you are jailed for being an imposter. What do you do?

*Sorry for editing your words, OCD forced me to clean that up. Let me know if I oversimplified anything.
Assuming that: 


  • a) each of the jail cells are also lined with anti-magic fields

  • b) the jailers have taken away my items including my spell components

  • c) the local justice system is fair and we have a visiting hour at the jail, a sentencing period, and a trial,


I meet with the two un-arrested party members and suggest that the Barbarian goes directly to the high-ranking cleric and tells him that since he forced us into this mess he is responsible for paying our bail fee or getting us out. If he doesn't agree to that, the barbarian will kill him (Intimidate skill). If this fails (or the high-ranking cleric is unaccessable) we go to court (or whatever the local equivalent is), and tell the jury (or whoever is determining our sentence) about how the high-ranking cleric threatened us into stealing the items and how legally the cleric is responsible for the thefts, not us. This isn't even a lie, so no Bluff skill needed. Then, we leave our lives in the hands of the court, and if they sentence us death we re-roll characters with destinies to hunt down corrupt clerics and kill them all.
Currently DMing a 3.5e AoW game one night a week. Players are almost through Three Faces of Evil. If you are considering beginning this campaign using this edition, I can help.
Wow,that was almost spot on what we did, we ended up going to court and the barbarian was my lawyer...that somehow ended well with no intimidation used...and we tried killing the cleric many times...he was just much higher level then us. and that implosion spell was a filthy orcs mother.
Wow,that was almost spot on what we did, we ended up going to court and the barbarian was my lawyer...that somehow ended well with no intimidation used...and we tried killing the cleric many times...he was just much higher level then us. and that implosion spell was a filthy orcs mother.



Not my first choice as a lawyer. Lol.
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
And the entire case was done by the barbarian in either a bill cosby voice, or foghorn leghorn voice(player was a REALLY good impersonator). prolly one of the more priceless moments seeing the DM rolling on the ground laughing over the court case.
Haha I  can imagine,


The air bubble generated by a spell suddenly dissapates, leaving you deep below the sea with no air.

Wizard

Druid

Ranger


Fighter           
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Haha I  can imagine,


The air bubble generated by a spell suddenly dissapates, leaving you deep below the sea with no air.

Wizard

Druid

Ranger


Fighter           




Have everyone hold their breaths right before it dissipates. Have the wizard constantly prestidigitate air pockets on his team's faces as they need to take a breath. Swim to the surface.
You have failed to stop the death priest of Orcus from summoning demon hordes to the natural world. In a matter of weeks all of the world will be under Orcus' control.


Druid
Rogue

Warlock

Paladin
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141722973 wrote:
And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
57036828 wrote:
Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
75239035 wrote:
I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
58115148 wrote:
I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)