7 year olds can't take a punch.

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My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
stupid girl. next time someone forcefully demands you give it up, give it up no bicycle is going to be worth your life.

and you dude are twice as stupic. Beating on a child?? really? thats jsut dumb. drugs or not. I wonder if said sodding duechbag got child abuse charges too....




  
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She's lucky he didn't eat her face!
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I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
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So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Wow. If you are going to punch a 7 or lesser number year old child. Do it right, use keys.
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Exactly.  If you shake 'em a li'l first, it'll distract the li'l bastard so there's no way they'll be able to block or juke.  Full powah shot FTW!!
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I would've black belted that jerk's ass.

Beating up on people weaker than you? That's just low.

*pointedly ignores all the dead kobolds and goblins lying at character's feet* 

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Bath Salts are the go-to defence.
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Bath Salts are the go-to defence.


Lol pretty much.

Unexplained behavior? yes. Hmmmm, must be bath salts. Test 'im for it? Yep. What did we find? not in his system. Yep, must have been bath salts.

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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...
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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

You must be new here...  
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56788208 wrote:
I do, however, have one last lesson on this subject. That last one? The only build in this post that can one-shot average opponents[by dealing twice as much damage as they have HP? I would argue that it is not optimized. Why isn't it optimized? Because it's overkill. Overkill is NOT optimizing. This means that there are portions of this build dedicated to damage which can safely be removed and thrown elsewhere. For example, you probably don't need both Leap Attack AND Headlong Rush at the same time. You could pick up Extra Rage feats for stamina, feats to support AoO effects, feats that work towards potential prestige classes, and so on. However, you could also shift our ability scores around somewhat. I mean, if you're getting results like that with 16 starting Strength, maybe you can lower it to 14, and free up four points to spend somewhere else - perhaps back into Charisma, giving you some oomph for Intimidating Rage or Imperious Command if you want. You can continue to tune this until it deals "enough" damage - and that "enough" does not need to be "100%". It could easily be, say, 80% (leaving the rest to the team), if your DM is the sort who would ban one-hit killers.
Tempest_Stormwind on Character Optimization
So when do you think Bachmann will be saying she met a mother the previous night that had a son who got a blood transfusion using a gay guy's blood, and now the son is retardedly gay?
When she meets CJ's mom?
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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Exactly.  If you shake 'em a li'l first, it'll distract the li'l bastard so there's no way they'll be able to block or juke.  Full powah shot FTW!!




Wow this is nicer than where I was going with it.

Or is the other method of Keys, kids and punching just a ZB exclusive? 
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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
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yeah!
he even pre-dates the goldo clones!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.
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 Actually, now that I think about it, what kind of a wuss do you have to be to need to punch a 7-yr-old kid in the face in order to grab a bicycle from them? I could do it with one arm... Seriously... Grow some muscles, ya loser.


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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellent. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



Is it just me or does something happen when you have a lot of quote-ception going on?
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Front: PigKnight, One Line Poster (3W) Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Vigilance When this creature dies, return him to play and transform him. (2/3) >(5/3)< Back: (Black)ZombiePiggles, Eater of Tomato Sauce Legendary Creature - Boar Knight Zombie Trample, Intimidate B: Regenerate this creature. When this creature is the target of a white spell, transform this creature. (5/3)

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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



Is it just me or does something happen when you have a lot of quote-ception going on?


It gets really fun when you get the quotes nested deep enough.
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Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.

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This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?
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Bath Salts are the go-to defence.


Lol pretty much.

Unexplained behavior? yes. Hmmmm, must be bath salts. Test 'im for it? Yep. What did we find? not in his system. Yep, must have been bath salts.



yeah but what they dont tell you is that not all bath salts are detectable becuase at the point in time that BSalts  were not considered a drug.

personally I think that those who make the stuff should be taken down to south america, stripped naked, dunked in honey and left to the ants there.


as for the little girrl, as I said if all they want is the bike, let them take it. I wasnt making no lite of her.

not my fault she was young and stupid and didnt hand it over.     
a mask everyone has at least two of, one they wear in public and another they wear in private.....
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha

I survived Section 4 and all I got was this lousy sig Off-topic and going downhill from there
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Resident Invisible Man Lurker in the House of Trolls A Testament to My Glory
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 
"The real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development." -Albert Einstein Resident Left Hand of Stalin and Banana Stand Grandstander Half of the Ambiguously Gay Duo House of Trolls, looking for a partner Wondering what happened to the Star Wars forums?
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And it wasn't ****. It was subjectively concensual sex.
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Marketing and design are two different things. For instance the snuggy was designed for people in wheel chairs and marketed to people that are too incompetent to operate a blanket.
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I personally don't want him decapitated.
141722973 wrote:
And do not call me a Yank. I am a Québecois, basically your better.
And the greatest post moderation of all time...
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I gave that (Content Removed) a to-scale Lego replica. (Content Removed) love to-scale Lego replicas. (ORC_Cerberus: Edited - Vulgarity is against the Code of Conduct)
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.
Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.

Exactly. Then we'll have another thread closed because of people who can't stop hitting the quote button.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker 2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke "I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri. Wears flip-flops in church buildings. Official troller of Kolob.
This is not a trapp
My temple name is Elohim. What is your super-secret temple name?
Riddle me this
How can two people with physical bodies make spirit babies?
*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?
Boraxe wrote: "Knowledge of the rules and creativity are great attributes for a DM, but knowing when to cut loose and when to hold back, when to follow the rules and when to discard them, in order to enhance the enjoyment of the game is the most important DM skill of all." Keeper of the Sacred Kitty Bowl of the House of Trolls. Resident Kitteh-napper.
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?

I don't know. No one comes to mind.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Resident Invisible Man Lurker in the House of Trolls A Testament to My Glory
Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.

Exactly. Then we'll have another thread closed because of people who can't stop hitting the quote button.




Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?



Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?

I don't know. No one comes to mind.



What?  I can't see what you said.  Too many nested quotes.
Resident Prophet of the OTTer.

Section Six Soldier

Front Door of the House of Trolls

[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]

Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?

I don't know. No one comes to mind.


Hey guys, what up?


Nothing much. Just talking about kids who can't take a punch.

Resident Grouch and Corrupting Influence A Monster Appears I'm Black and Blue how 'bout you?

Yeah guys.
Real F'in cute.
Making light of a 7 year old girl getting knocked out by an adult during a mugging.
Real classy guys...

It's okay, RH, she was a communist.



Oh!
Well, in that case...

Exactly. We should all start a fund for this guy's legal expenses. How much will you be donating RH?



I'll just match what you donate, broski.

So can I put you down for $10,000.00 for the punch-a-child network?



Sure!
I got that in cash... in my sock drawer.

Excellenr. Maybe now if you manage to get to Miami, you can hang with me. We'll punch children in the face all day long and eat some good food and drink some good beer.  ;)



That sounds like a helluva good time bro!

It is. It probably explains why Calron and RM have those long-winded, boring coversations where they continue to quote each other until *snap* the thread just quits caring.



Could we get a Paypal account to take bets on how long we keep this up before..
A) the mods shut us down
or
B) The forums collapse?




I dont really have anything to add, I just wanted in on this ridiculously large quote chain haha



Oh you!

Well, he's not the only one.



Indeed.
And you can quote me on that.

Once this gets to the one post=1 page mark I'm sigging it. 


It never gets to a one page post. It just breaks the forums. You guys need to stop playing around before that happens.



Yup.  Posts per page are a user specific function.  This will never be the only thing on the page.  It will, however, likely be reported and the mods will likely prune all of these crazy quotey posts.


Who would do something like that?

I don't know. No one comes to mind.


Hey guys, what up?


Nothing much. Just talking about kids who can't take a punch.


Pffffft. Kids these days. Back in my day we use to go barefoot to school on roads made of broken glass to get punched by horses and we took it!


Weak French-Canadian; we punched the horses back, hard. They've learned the lesson after a week or so (horses are dumb).
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