H_S spotted in Central Park? And Minnesota?

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  Cop to Cyclists: Cyclists' safety less important than squirrels' in Central Park

 Call me paranoid, but I think the buildup to the Squirrelpocalyse has begun.


 And in otter news...

 Triathelete swimmer attacked by crazed otter...

Clearly one of us had their nap time interrupted, lol.


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Think the swimmer was Hoodsie's wife?
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Think the swimmer was Hoodsie's wife?


No, too thin.
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hahahahahahahahaha.

I agree with the cop. your bicycle's flat tire is hardly a good use of their time and our tax dollars. Criminal Negligence  and Criminal Mischief both more or less misdemeanors. Its not like the duche was so smart that they were like thinking hey man lets go out to central park and get even with all the cyclist for not following the traffic laws  by putting tacts on the bike paths and tape ourselves doing it, and then put it on you tube for all the world to see.


all said, I do agree the choice of words said dumb cop used were unaproprirate and he should be sited for inciting to riot or something.

joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know . the mayor goes on live TV, Fires the COP, fires some cops and closes down both the bike path and jogging paths leaving the park for the walkers and senior citizens feeding the pigeons.


bicyclists, same to you behave yourselves.

both parties no have the right of way   and riding by a jogger telling them to wake up is rude and so is stretching before jog on path.          
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joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know .

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joggers, behave yourselves, its only fun and games till someone gets hurt and when it becomes bloody well.. you know .

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Exactly. Someone should have taken a video of this happening so we could all enjoy it.
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no a bloody mess.




and yeah New Yorkers, tape yourselves doing that  and put it on YouTube. Then I'm going to Laugh my arse off when Srgt. Joe Brown of NYPD comes looking for you.

Criminal Mischief and Criminal Neglect.....      
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