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You kinda left that hanging.

[evil 'gona]Don't bother me now, I'm tryin to find 23 Size AAAAAAAAAAA batteries for the old Sarcasm Detectoromatic. 

What are you babbling about?
[/evil 'gona]

That response to MTGKai in the Tangent thread. 

[evil 'gona]Eh?[/evil 'gona]

You said the EPotM is never late.  We both know that's not true.

[evil 'gona]Of course it's true, we said it and we are infallible.[/evil 'gona]

Right.  Odds are phenomenal that someone will post evidence of you being wrong about your tardiness within hours.

[evil 'gona] Doubtful, the old threads vanished years ago...[/evil 'gona]

You know you could avoid that by saying something like you forgot to finish the thought?

[evil 'gona]You mean you forgot to let us finish?[/evil 'gona]

Something like that.  Anyway, why don't you get the evil team to help you with that?

[evil 'gona]Decent idea, that.  You sick or something?[/evil 'gona]


[evil 'gona] 

Time for you folk to do a little work. Post possible responses to the following:

The Evil Posts of the Month are never late...

[/evil 'gona]


...time is different for those with split personalites.

[evil 'gona]Ugh. Happily evil team members are a lot more clever than you.  Is this one of those contests thingies like we used to do?[/evil 'gona]

Hmm. Dunno.  I'll think about it.  At the least we'll give immortality to the best by sigging it.  

Thank you, Erik.
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