Round 0 Kill with Kiln Fiend

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I don't know if this is invented yet, or even illegal, but here goes.

Round 0:

starting hand:
1.Black lotus
2.Mountain
3.Kiln Fiend
4.Distortion strike 
5.Lion's Eye Diamond
6.Anger
7.Gitaxian probe



- First you cast Black Lotus (U/U/U)
- Then Mountain
- Kiln fiend
- one blue mana for Distortion strike (+4/+0) 
- Gitaxian probe, draw                       (+3/+0)
- Gitaxian probe, draw                       (+3/+0)
- Gitaxian probe, draw                       (+3/+0)
- Gitaxian probe, draw                       (+3/+0)
- Mutagenic Growth                           (+5/+0)
- Lion's Diamond Eye
        -->
  Discard Anger

So after my calculations, I now have a 22/2 with haste by round 0. Unblockable

Tell me if there's anything wrong with the combo, as I had to make several turns when I made it.
So it might be something I'm missing here.
And I know it's a 1/10000 chance to achieve it, but in theory, it's possible right?

anyways, Hope you enjoyed it






If you are somehow the luckiest person on the face of the earth...
Its a combo that requires 11 specific cards in a row, or else the deck does nothing.  It empties your hand and makes you pay almost half your life.

After all of that unbelievably unlikely luck, followed by going all in with no defense whatsoever...it barely kills an opponent, assuming they take no actions at all to prevent themselves from dying.

So.. umm no?

 

Also it's not a Turn 0 win, since that would require being on the play and winning on your opponent's turn.

Now, for Turn 1 wins like this one, which involve luck and assume no intteruption, you could simply go

-Green source+Glimpse of Nature

-Black Lotus+Concordant Crossroads+Hermit Druid+Green Source 

-Any mana sources equaling +Ad Nauseam

-Black Lotus+Red Source+Channel+Banefire
Etiamnunc sto, etiamsi caelum ruat.
Now, for Turn 1 wins like this one, which involve luck and assume no intteruption, you could simply go


Mountain, Mana Clash.  That takes about the same amount of luck.

Leyline of Anticipation and Simian Spirit Guide can make it turn 0 too.
People always seem to forget that in vintage the chances of an opponent having Force of Will
are highly likely.
STEP 1: Find your cousin STEP 2: Get your cousin in the cannon STEP: 3 Find another cousin
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