[AVR-ICD] Furious Poltergeist

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Furious Poltergeist
Creature - Spirit (C)

6/1
THIS DOES THINGS

I THINK 
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Names that sam said were "the evil ones":
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Reminds me of Scoria Elemental.

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God this is so bad...
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92827575 wrote:
57092228 wrote:
What's wrong with my formating?
you make paragraphs shorter than the page width
58280978 wrote:
Names that sam said were "the evil ones":
iamajellydonut glwiley kreewlin and every WizO
if only i had haste then it could be decent
if only i had haste then it could be decent



Or flying since it is a spirit.
And its name doesnt really fit. Its like oh look at me im a furious poltergeiest but im going to wait 1 a turn before i attack. Lame.
Oh, man... I've been wanting them to print awesome red angry ghosts since Innistrad, given the abundance of cards that reference them.

This is a disappointment. A serious disappointment... I wanted something hasty and flying, something Chandra's Phoenix-esque. Oh well
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And its name doesnt really fit. Its like oh look at me im a furious poltergeiest but im going to wait 1 a turn before i attack. Lame.



He's counting to 10.

It doesn't work.
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Come on guys, this card isn't that bad.
If only there were a card in this very set that gave haste....

Or one that gave first strike...

Or one that turned this into a 10/6

wouldn't that be lovely?
Unless I'm mistaken, this is the ONLY red sprit on Innistrad so far.
Come on guys, this card isn't that bad.


It really is. It has no haste or evasion, and it dies to even the weakest burn spells, not to mention chump blockers. All it has is soulbond synergy, but surely there are better targets. 
needs Trample, Haste or Flying
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The double-strike soulbonder makes him sexier, but still could use haste.
Considering this is a Furious Poltergiest, I'm shocked that it doesn't have intimidate. Like seriously...

This might be fun in Limited with soulbond creatures.  Especially Expert Lancer.  Completely awful in Constructed and most Limited decks, though.
'Furious' isn't referring to the 'geist here.
Unless I'm mistaken, this is the ONLY red sprit on Innistrad so far.

Isn't Malignous a Spirit? Or is he just an elemental?
big ol' meh from me.
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Pretty much, do not use this card unless you have a Wingcrafter.
Limited filler...

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If only there were a card in this very set that gave haste....

Or one that gave first strike...

Or one that turned this into a 10/6

wouldn't that be lovely?



This guy ^  is making the rest of you sound silly 

I think it's just odd that this is the first red spirit we've seen. I mean are all the werewolfs that die just content and have no reason to linger about? Or is it just that all dogs go to heaven? 
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If I had those stats, I'd be furious too.
If I had those stats, I'd be furious too.



A++ would read again.
if only i had haste then it could be decent



Yeah, if it had haste, and trample, and only cost 3 mana, it would be fine.
Limited filler, woot woot.

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