[DKA-ICD] Zombie Apocalypse

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Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse (Rare) -
Sorcery
Return all Zombie creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped, then destroy all Humans.

Full art promo version of the card can be had by Top-8'ing the DKA Game Day in your local town / inhabitance / hovel. ;)
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Well, people were waiting for "distroy all humans."
This card officially makes Dark Ascension the best Magic expansion of all time.
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That's...that's just beautiful.
Fun card. Awkward that a bunch of tapped Zombies kill all Humans, but still.
Fun card. Awkward that a bunch of tapped Zombies kill all Humans, but still.


They're tapped because they're busy feasting...
I love this card. It is doing so many cool things on so many levels, that just this card as the flagship of the set makes me want to go out and buy a box. I'll be making tons of zombie decks, I'll tell you that. Not sure how constructed playable it is, but it Zombie Apocalypse decks are going to be showing up a lot in casual games for sure.
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This card is so awesome!  Honestly words can't come close.
Just don't use it in a Changeling deck. :p
Card is awesome.  The promo art sucks, like usual, but still.
Limited Superbomb.


Constructed neverplayed. 
Limited Superbomb.


Constructed neverplayed. 

I'm not entirely sold on it's status as a Limited Bomb.
It requires you to have included enough Zombies in your deck to matter, and you have to have played enough to matter, AND already had them die on you...not to mention that the boardsweep tack-on is completely situational. It will obvious ruin human tribal, but every other deck won't even bat an eyelash at it. This could be one of those cards that is permanently relegated to the kitchen table.
*Read title*

"No way that card could live up to this name. Yawn"

*Enter thread*

"Boom. Headshot.  Perfect."


I want a promo for EDH.  No idea if I'll EVER use it, but just cause. 
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When you're changing creature types, you're mostly playing with humans like Undead Slayer against zombies or creatures that you changed into zombies, because of the many cards that punish them.. But here, it's just the opposite and we'll need more zombie cards that punish humans!
This is card is so........... beautifull.

I'm gonna cry now....... tears of joy.....
Beware !!!! There are Zombies even in Spaces !!!
This is such a great card.  Definitely going to DKA Game Day now.
Limited Superbomb.


Constructed neverplayed. 

I'm not entirely sold on it's status as a Limited Bomb.
It requires you to have included enough Zombies in your deck to matter, and you have to have played enough to matter, AND already had them die on you...not to mention that the boardsweep tack-on is completely situational. It will obvious ruin human tribal, but every other deck won't even bat an eyelash at it. This could be one of those cards that is permanently relegated to the kitchen table.



Maybe not a Sealed bomb, but Draft this is pretty easy to build around. All the self-mill and random zombies.
*Reads name*

o.O
 
......

*reads rest*

I can has??? This is awsome, I've been thinking about a B/U zombie deck and this card just made up my mind. The black mage in me just cackles in glee at the thought of coursing the apocolypse.
<3
Guys this is cute, but weaksauce.

The name is hawt. The effect will knock you sideways and brighten the Timmy in us all. But this is weaksauce.

The full face art is somethin' supa, what with that zombie giant ripping down the city gates. But this is weaksauce.

Guys, this is cute, but weaksauce.

It's best use is in EDH with Conspiracy. Never the less, this will be a dollar rare choking space in trade binders.
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Through a tarp over it, with the words "DM Exposition & Fluff File."Because players ignore fluff & exposition all the time.
Zombie rules this set! Truly beautiful...
Destroy. All. Humans.

WIN.

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sick card
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Yay! I think spoiler season is my favorite time(s) of the year and this is my first comment for DKA. That said, ...meh. I love zombies and the flavor is awesome, but even in limited I think this card is just so so as far as bombs go. This is totally cool when it works though and for EDH.

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*Read title*

"No way that card could live up to this name. Yawn"

*Enter thread*

"Boom. Headshot.  Perfect."


I want a promo for EDH.  No idea if I'll EVER use it, but just cause. 



Ditto to this!
Might be ok if zombies are playable.
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Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
This definitely doesn't mean what you think it means.
I was referring to the painting The Treachery of Images.
I know.
Self-mill themed set-check
Zombie-themed Living Death in said set- check!
I enjoy the cute interaction with Changelings too, prolly the first thing I thought about.

Card is otherwise meh.

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You know as much as I want mutilate back in the format...Im gonna go out there and say this has got to be one of the more flavorfull magic cards I've seen and even since its a meh card I WILL be picking up a playset or 12 of these just because 
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Card is meh, but the flavor is cool, I guess.

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"Zombie Apocalypse."

"Destroy all Humans."

It doesn't get any better than this. I will be collecting these by the binder-full. Just send your extra copies this way.
I absolutely love this card. The name, the flavor, even the art. So badass. But at the same time, it makes me sad, because it's pretty narrow. I'd love a mashup of this card with some of the others we've seen, like Army of the Damned:

Zombie Apocalypse-ier
Rare
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast ~, exile X creature cards from graveyards. For each card exiled this way, put a 2/2 black Zombie creature token into play tapped and target opponent sacrifices that many creatures.

The villagers began to panic in earnest when the shambling hordes where so close to the city gates that their own dead began to rise against them.

Hehe, yeah, I was hoping black would get a new sweeper in DKA, but I was hoping for something with constructed applications. Still, this could be good for the Sheoldred EDH deck I'm planning.
I must be the only one who thinks one-sided wrath's are stupid. I thought they didn't print such narrow [C=Tivadar's Crusade]hosing[/C] anymore. 
But other than that, it has some kick ass flavor and wording.
I wanna re-make a bad G/B zombie deck i had with this to counter a stupidly good white human deck i always end up facing.
I can quit magic at any moment in peace now.

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a beautiful answer to people who keep killing your zombies before endless ranks of the dead can kick into high gear.
I am now reminded why my all-Human "monster slayer" deck  runs several copies of Nevermore...
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Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.
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Funny story: InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game. I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul: Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?" Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy." Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb." Me: "*Sigh*. Okay." I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board. Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.
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And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.
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See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.
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Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.
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I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now. O' Jesus Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle. Amen.
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It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic, giving you time to set up your silly combo. Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills
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.....would it be a bit blasphemous if I said, "PRAYSE RPJAYSUS!" like an Evangelical preacher?
Perhaps, but who doesn't like to blaspheme every now and again? Especially when Mr. RPJesus is completely right.
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I don't say this often, but ... LOL
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You... You... Evil something... I actualy made the damn char once I saw the poster... Now you made me see it again and I gained resolve to put it into my campaign. Shell be high standing oficial of Cyrix order. Uterly mad and only slightly evil. And it'll be bad. Evil even. And ill blame you and Lizard for it :P.
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I'm trying to work out if you're being sarcastic here. ...
Am going to stop you right there... it's RPJesus... he's always sarcastic
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we can only hope it gets the jace treatment...it could have at least been legendary
So that even the decks that don't run it run it to deal with it? Isn't that like the definition of format warping?
I lol'd.
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Uktabi Orangutan What the heck's going on with those monkeys?
The most common answer is that they are what RPJesus would call "[Debutantes avert your eyes]ing."
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...Am I the only one that thinks this is reaching the point of downright Kafkaesque insanity?
I condone the use of the word Kafkaesque. However, I'm presentely ambivalent. I mean, that can't be serious, right? We're April 1st, right? They didn't mod RPJesus for off-topic discussion when the WHOLE THREAD IS OFF-TOPIC, right? Right.
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Save or die. If you disagree with this, you're wrong (Not because of any points or arguements that have been made, but I just rolled a d20 for you and got a 1, so you lose).
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This just won the argument, AFAIC.
That's just awesome.
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR PRODUCING WORDS OF WILDING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
That's what RPJesus tends to do. That's why I don't think he's a real person, but some Magic Card Archive Server sort of machine, that is programmed to react to other posters' comments with obscure cards that do in fact exist, but somehow missed by even the most experienced Magic players. And then come up with strange combos with said cards. All of that is impossible for a normal human to do given the amount of time he does it and how often he does it. He/It got me with Light of Sanction, which prompted me to go to RQ&A to try and find if it was even possible to do combat damage to a creature I control (in light that Mark of Asylum exists).
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heaven or hell.
Round 1. Lets rock.
GG quotes! RPJesus just made this thread win!
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Blue players get all the overpowerered cards like JTMS. I think it's time that wizards gave something to people who remember what magic is really about: creatures.
Initially yes, Wizards was married to blue. However, about a decade ago they had a nasty divorce, and a few years after that they began courting the attention of Green. Then in Worldwake they had a nasty affair with their ex, but as of Innistrad, things seem to have gotten back on track, and Wizards has even proposed.
You are my favorite. Yes you. And moments like this make it so. Thank you RPJesus for just being you.
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Surely RPJesus gets Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius?
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First: I STILL can't take you seriously with that avatar. And I can take RPJesus seriously, so that's saying something.
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I'd offer you a cookie for making me laugh but it has an Upkeep Cost that has been known to cause people to quit eating.
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I <3 you loads
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