The Wrath of MC DrowBane: Optimizing a Nerd Rapper

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The Wrath of MC DrowBane















Taking any and all advice.

CD half done!

Hope you like it guys.


LYRICS


+39 to Hit dude
what about you?
you aint optimized after all that we've been thru

I end encounters
you can call me proctor
when I'm done with my Nova
you're mob will need a doctor

Yo' Luke
I am not your father
but i think you smell like Bantha fodder
Twin Strike
and your mob is out of order
aint no surprise I'm a magic item hoarder

My delivery is hotter than Di'gorno
makin more sense than nerds watching porno
Big like Goro
swing like Lui Kang
aint nobody else that can hit it like DrowBane

switching up my stance mang
nimble like a deft blade
before it's all over gonna feel like a Crusade

New hat
New blades
fresh fit
my way
all day
blood spray
mobs be laying side ways

You be getting dropped and I be high as Planescape
similar to King Kong climbing up the skyscrape
9 gates of Hell and I'm doing things my way
living day to day cause that's the only game that I play.

Ya I roll 20's but i get by with 12's
I got combat advantage against Drow elves
I'm not afraid of Lolth's spells
or the Shadowfell
the sound of my approach signals your death knell

So you'd better pay attention cause this ends here
the only thing to fear is when I come near
say goodbye my dear
you'd best steer clear
cause MC DrowBane's here
and he don't shed tears

he's a Char Op
with Timestop
proficent with the head lop

Never ever ever stop
Never ever ever drop

he's like Robocop back from the dead
anihilating foes with crits to the head

Instead of retreat
from Elites
TPK's
or defeat
I spend my Feats
I lay my Beats
ever optimized always discreet

I don't need to cheat cause i'm fleet like Hermes
mad proficiencies and I'm immune to disease
if you please, take to the trees
I don't need Frost Cheese
to bring foes to their knees

How's about I break it down
MC DrowBane holds the crown
expounding upon a gentle sound
apparently I have to take you down
we can go round and round
Up and down
or pound for pound
killing Beholders or dominating Shambling mounds
I frown on your renown, it's a futile sham
it drownS in the sound of how awesome I am
AND THEN BAM
I BRING THE BEDLAM
MCDROWBANE ALL ELSE BE DAMNED



 
Well, again, not my style of music, but certainly amusing.
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Sweet beats, my friend. I heartily approve.
Nice.  Post the lyrics when you get a chance?

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Thanks so much guys.

lyrics are up.
Nice.  Post the lyrics when you get a chance?




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Nice.
nice nice... I think i prefer the faster rapping later in the song to the earlier parts. I do heartily approve of you using bedlam in a song and the very old school picture of the drow sacrificing out of D1-2
nice nice... I think i prefer the faster rapping later in the song to the earlier parts. I do heartily approve of you using bedlam in a song and the very old school picture of the drow sacrificing out of D1-2



Thanks!

Ya alot of people have commented on the fast flow at the end.  I tend to like the Fast Spit style, but I use it in moderation.  If it's just riffing off some poly-syllabic trick over and over then I'm not really down with it.  However, if it's actually saying something and still rockin' flow then sweet.

I guess I'm still learning/experimenting with my style.

Yes bedlam is definitely my favorite line of the whole spiel as is the Vintage Lolth sacrafice my favorite pic!
I post to remind you that I am still eagerly awaiting that "Drizzt is my B***H" song.
Great tune again MC-Drowbane !! And some funny images pick too, you're very talented really. Will start to think you're Life Singer Paragon Path Tongue out

My head is still bouncing....
2'umbs UP

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just wondering but what's the name of the image / internet website where you found that spartan pic at the start ?  It's epic.
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The pic of Bane, from the article about him?

"Nice assumptions. Completely wrong assumptions, but by jove if being incorrect stopped people from making idiotic statements, we wouldn't have modern internet subculture." Kerrus
Practical gameplay runs by neither RAW or RAI, but rather "A Compromise Between The Gist Of The Rule As I Recall Getting The Impression Of It That One Time I Read It And What Jerry Says He Remembers, Whatever, We'll Look It Up Later If Any Of Us Still Give A Damn." Erachima

just wondering but what's the name of the image / internet website where you found that spartan pic at the start ?  It's epic.



Kilpatds is prob correct.  I am somewhat of a nerd photo hoarder, so I have no idea where I found it.  I just generally google topic images and mass browse.  But you are correct, it is certainly epic!

@plaguescarred - Thanks man!

@LDB - In the works ;) It would be easy to crank out a rap version in a matter of days, but knowing our similar musical proclivities I am trying to incorporate a little backbone.

Dragon 372, page 25.  Deities and Demigods: Bane.  Illustrations by Steve Argyle and John Stanko.

It should be epic, he's a god.

"Nice assumptions. Completely wrong assumptions, but by jove if being incorrect stopped people from making idiotic statements, we wouldn't have modern internet subculture." Kerrus
Practical gameplay runs by neither RAW or RAI, but rather "A Compromise Between The Gist Of The Rule As I Recall Getting The Impression Of It That One Time I Read It And What Jerry Says He Remembers, Whatever, We'll Look It Up Later If Any Of Us Still Give A Damn." Erachima

I wouldn't mind a rap version, to be honest with you.

The Funnies:
The guy before Bane, the girly ninja, King Kong, An old 1E’ish picture of a sacrificing Drow, MC-DrowBane with green glasses and cap upside down, the Beholder & the Shambling Mound. Smile

Optimizing a Nerd Rapper ?  Try Hybrid or MC in Reggea.  Its full of DPR and kill a lot  Tongue out

Yan
Montréal, Canada
@Plaguescarred on twitter


The Funnies:
The guy before Bane, the girly ninja, King Kong, An old 1E’ish picture of a sacrificing Drow, MC-DrowBane with green glasses and cap upside down, the Beholder & the Shambling Mound.

Optimizing a Nerd Rapper ?  Try Hybrid or MC in Reggea.  Its full of DPR and kill a lot 




Hehe thanks man.
MC DrowBane made his first public appearance tonight and slayed it with this song.
MC DrowBane made his first public appearance tonight and slayed it with this song.



\m/ Good News. Way to go!
Thanks