MTGD-1000 and MTGWWA

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the MTGD-1000 is like the dual disk from yugioh but thi hologram disk launcher will have a command helemet. MTGWWA will be a vitual battle areana for the MTGD-1000 to be used.
the MTGD-1000 is like the dual disk from yugioh but thi hologram disk launcher will have a command helemet. MTGWWA will be a vitual battle areana for the MTGD-1000 to be used.



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He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
Sounds like someone is already wearing their Command Helmet.
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wow...this made literally...zero sense
I like fun, but competitive decks. So I might not play what is optimal but they have normally been tested to have a 2/3 winrate.
My only guess is this post comes from the far future.

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My only guess is this post comes from the far future.



Can't be that because it contains the word "yugioh" which doesn't exist in the present, let alone the future.
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1) Lack of Command Helmet

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Can't be that because it contains the word "yugioh" which doesn't exist in the present, let alone the future.


No, he's talking about MTGD-1000, which is an obvious upgrade from the MTGD-800, and *that* hasn't even tried to kill Sarah Connor been released yet.  And, it obviously has will have a holographic interface controlled via thought using the command helmet.  Sounds pretty futuristic to me.

Obviously, the message boards of the future are *not* thought controlled, or there wouldn't be so many typos.  Or, at least, they aren't yet thought controlled in the time the OP is from.

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"While a picture is worth a thousand words, each lolcat actually produces a negative wordcount." -Ith "I think "Highly Informed Sarcasm" should be our Magic Online General motto." -Ith "Sorry, but this thread seems just like spam. TT is for off-topic discussion, not no-topic discussion." -WizO_Kwai_Chang "Stop that! If you're not careful, rational thinking may catch on!" -Sax "... the only word i see that fits is incompitant." -Mr44 (sic) "You know a thread is gonna be locked when it gets to the hexadecimal stage." -Gathion "It's a good gig" - Gleemax "I tell people often, if you guys want to rant, you've certainly got the right to (provided you obey CoC/ToS stuff), and I don't even really blame you. But if you see something you think needs changing a well thought-out, constructive post does more to make that happen." - Worth Wollpert
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I'm pretty sure some people have typos in their thoughts.
I'm still not convinced we're dealing with a typo here. It was posted in two separate mesages and called a "Command Helemet" both times after all.

But seriously, my guess is a post from someone thinking he was posting to a different group (but which one? Beats me).
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I for one, am looking forward to all of these products. I long wondered what all the money was going to, but it's now clear that there's been a secret R&D department all this time. Excellent.
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Boy: "hey, how YOU doin"
Girl: "Is that a command helemet or are you happy to see me?"

both?

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Everyone knows that Command Helemet is this years' secret tech.
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This is just one more situation in which Worth's comment that he reads everything on this board makes me chuckle.
I'm sure he's very happy to see these kinds of threads
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This is just one more situation in which Worth's comment that he reads everything on this board makes me chuckle.



Agreed. I am hoping he has his command helemet on, lest he suffer some insufferable permanent reduction in his magic playing abilities. Clearly the command helemet is performance enhancing, both in terms of gameplay, and talking tech.

He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
This reminds me, I'm disappointed that Helm of Chatzuk didn't make it into ME4.
I really dig that this guy is dislikes 'ashton kultor movies& tv shows' and 'bossy women' among other things.
Plus the fact that he has as hobby to 'learn about cryptids'.

Anything but nuts is crazy. - We need moar command helemet!

I really dig that this guy is dislikes 'ashton kultor movies& tv shows' and 'bossy women' among other things.
Plus the fact that he has as hobby to 'learn about cryptids'.



Hmm further evidence of the Command Helemets ability to provide performance enhancing clarity in a range of cerebreal context?

/me wants one bad...
He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that he shoots his wit.
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Through a tarp over it, with the words "DM Exposition & Fluff File."Because players ignore fluff & exposition all the time.
lol why did this get bumped a year later? Wasn't there a similar thread about this?

community.wizards.com/go/thread/view/758...
 
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Well, now that it is 2012 we know more about the Command Helemet*, so it seems reasonable to start the conversation again.  There are probably a few newer members that wonder why people talk about the turmoil that was caused when the MTGD-1000 was leaked, so a little trip to the past to learn about the future seems proper.





*Namely that it is pronounced hell-eh-MAY and will come in foil and non-foil versions, and be available in sizes small through fatbeard.  Also that for"...MTGD sizes above 1000, please consult JAURE"
I found an "old" document from 2150 (don't know how it got here) which talks about how irate all the users were when the MTGD-1000 was released. There were a lot of comments about how the user interface was 20 years behind the times and how WOTC never listened to what they wanted. Several of the users wondered why leagues still hadn't been implemented yet.
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