"The world is beautiful. You are not.""Corellon's tears never reached you.""Rest assured: your death shall be a work of art.""Watch carefully and you just might see something beautiful before you die.""This sword is my paintbrush and you are my canvas.""I am not afraid to die. Are you?""There is no justice. There is only me.""In this life, you can be certain of only two things: death and taxes. Which do you suppose I have come to collect from you today?""I take no pleasure in killing you. It is merely something I must do.""This is a good death. There is no shame in this. It is beautiful—a work of art.""Your measure has been taken and you have been found wanting.""This wound … it is a physical thing and will fade with time. It was necessary … some things may only be learned from sacrifice.""We have both of us stared into the bleak abyss, and when it stared back at us, one of us blinked. You have to ask yourself: was it you who blinked or was it me?""I do not kill because I enjoy killing. I kill because it is required of me.""I have seen your heart, and I know how empty it is. I have seen your anger, and I know how deep it is. I have seen your ambition, and I know how ruthless it is. And all of that will ultimately destroy you ..."''There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the divine.""And shepherds we shall be, for thee, my liege, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be."
~ Steven Pinker
D&D 5e Session Recaps:
Welcome to Icewind Dale (Legacy of the Crystal Shard)
DMing for My Wife (and Our Friends) (Lost Mine of Phandelver)
@pukunui:That character seems distinctly like the elves from MtG's Lorwyn, with the emphasis on the world's beauty and such. I like it.
The original core books said that this was our game too. It doesn't feel like that anymore.
Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!Delete. Delete. Delete.
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You pretty much can't go wrong with Doctor Who. I've just been waiting for the day when I can use Matt Smith's trap quote, because we quote doctor who ALL THE TIME at my table.
You pretty much can't go wrong with Doctor Who. I've just been waiting for the day when I can use Matt Smith's trap quote, because we quote doctor who ALL THE TIME at my table.Recite please?
"Hello, Puddin' "
Right after getting hit with a fire attack:
"Just letting you know... IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US!!!"
(Yes I have Hunger Games on the brain ;)
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Lines for a Paladin:I shall spread the buttery justice of (Deity's name) over the toast of your iniquity.The succulent jam of light shall sweeten the sourdough of your evil ways.The creamer of light will dull the bitterness of your evil unholy coffee taste.The spatula of purity shall scramble the eggs of your malfeasance.Props if you know where these are from