As a married man I can appreciate the difficulty involved with Simon's win. It was a very interesting article with the facts on this topic.
That is seriously the most pathetic article I have ever read. It's almost depressing. MTG players are such a bunch of socially imparied rejects that the fact one of them is married to a reasonable attractive woman is enoug of a news item to write an article about, let along a featured article.
Magic is my anti-girl