D&D Published World foums at The Piazza (Dark Sun, Mystara, Spelljammer, Planescape, and more); Core Coliseum; D&D Material including my Master/Expert DM Competition entries
The bartender looks to the Thri-Kreen and says 'You know, there's a drink named after you.' To which the Thri-Kreen replies 'There's a drink named 'Herbert'?'
Section Six Soldier
Front Door of the House of Trolls
[b]If you're terribly afraid of your character dying, it may be best if you roleplayed something other than an adventurer.[/b]
Your mileage may vary on these jokes.