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I'm currently in college, and I am pretty 100% I know what I want to do career-wise, but I'm trying to keep my mind open. Out of curiosity, what are some of you guys' careers?
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I work for an environmental consulting company. We help keep the coal and gas industry compliant with regulations.
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Right now, I just work concessions at some college events. I'm working on a degree in Wildlife Biology, and I'll be aiming for a field research job, probably with one of several government agencies or a nonprofit organization.
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 I've had more than 20 jobs in my adult life, including pretzel baker, casino janitor, screen printer (both t-shirts and plastic bottles at different places), flexographic printer (rolls and sheets of labels), blow molding (plastic bottles) and extrusion molding (parts for gauges and tachometers) machine attendant, packer (t-shirts, bottles and labels), forklift and high-lift operator, sheet metal press operator (I made the money boxes on the top of the coin-operated washing machines you see at the laundromat), warehouse worker (and some shipping as well), vacuum cleaner salesman, retail sales associate and non-response follow-up enumerator for the US Census Bureau (Yes, I actually am a "disgruntled ex-government employee", lol)... Those are the legal jobs, anyway.
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My other jobs mostly violate the CoC, but include briefly being a chauffeur at an "escort service" driving the girls home at the end of the night and even once operating as third camera on an adult film, lol


 Currently, I'm employed at a lighting fixture warehouse, picking orders and shipping them out by freight carriers to various distributors, contractors and electricians, as well as picking and processing the smaller orders shipped out by FedEx and UPS.

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There are reasons they call me Mad...

I bend stuff
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You don't bend girders though.
I work for a company that refurbishes and resells old computers that various local councils don't want/need anymore.
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I thought you were a soldier?


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
You don't bend girders though.



I did once, but my arms fell off, yes it took me 3 days to come up with that.

but seriously, at maximum the machine i operate can produce 130 tons of pressure, Im pretty sure i could bend one if i wanted to. But I wouldnt want to, my current new project are these giant ass fenders for some giant ass crane, major pain in the ass, and takes two guys to run, and they only weigh 50 lbs, so I would even want to with no girder.
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And my hats off to ya ,Id say id drink one for ya, hell two even, but right now all I got in the fridge is 
 

ugh

 
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I thought you were a soldier?


Who do you think protects you canucks from Iranian thermonuclear rifle torpedoes?
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I thought you were a soldier?


Who do you think protects you canucks from Iranian thermonuclear rifle torpedoes?


The Pacific ocean. They do not have the tech to send missiles here. Heck, they can't even send monkeys to space.
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I thought you were a soldier?


Who do you think protects you canucks from Iranian thermonuclear rifle torpedoes?


The Pacific ocean. They do not have the tech to send missiles here. Heck, they can't even send monkeys to space.


Who said anything about missiles?
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I did.
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I did.


That's a strange obsession you have. Are you some sort of warmonger?
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you've moved up from high school chicks? congrats man.
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you've moved up from high school chicks? congrats man.


OMG! Next I'll be dating women who could be my mom, like RH! 
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Older women got more expirence, knowhatimena? Theyre willing to do things the younger girls aint even heard of, not only that but they got more hit points.
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..., not only that but they got more hit points.


"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley "The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool Resident Hater Mini Hate Machine
Older women got more expirence, knowhatimena? Theyre willing to do things the younger girls aint even heard of, not only that but they got more hit points.


Actually, you start taking Constitution penalties as you advance age categories.
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Older women got more expirence, knowhatimena? Theyre willing to do things the younger girls aint even heard of, not only that but they got more hit points.


That is so untrue. When old they wanna go to sleep at 9 and only will do missionary. When young they are curious and want to try stuff out.
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Im talking older women, not decrepit.
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I'm sure RH will come along soon to defend decrepit old hags.
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