I can say from experience, bickering with your familiar is great. :X It's fun. I had a Drow who used to call his familiar a traitor and tell it he wished he never met it. He tried to shoot it with the rangers bow once, saying it's not worth wasting a spell.
The familiar would go to the female PC to get food all the time, it'd refuse to go scout for him. "Fly over there and tell me whats happening. What do you mean NO?! We're going to be eating you tonight at this rate. Fine, don't come to me for food."
He tried to light it on fire while it was sleeping, everything.
I have a Halfling that brakes the ice with everone he meets by offering them a drink from one of many flasks he keeps with him at all time. This little Quirk has helped him talk his way out of many a tight spot.
Try having a charictor with a stutter. (I made one once and my friend give me all kinds of good stuff when I'm making a new charictor if I promise not to have him stutter.)
1587.) Is a TWF fighter or ranger who specializes in fighting with a shortsword and small sized trident. Also carries a light mace shaped like a spoon.
117) speaks almost every language known (knows about 15)