I just had my worst week ever:
- Dog killed by a semi-truck,
- Son arrested and now in jail,
- Daughter kidnapped by drug cartel,
- Wife ran-off with best friend,
- Lightning struck tree outside,
- Tree fell on and smashed my car,
- Car exploded and caught house on fire,
- House fire burned everything I own,
- Boat burned in fire, as did the fishing poles,
- Fired yesterday from my job,
- Given three months to live...
Damn! I'm going to miss that dog.